Through a series of misfortunes, my hair fell out. And even more unfortunate then those misfortunes, was me looking like I loved the ladies for a whole summer. These pictures just resurfaced on my computer and I felt compelled to share.
p.s. I have nothing against lesbians. I would just prefer to never again in my life have unnecessarily really short effing hair.
Pictures which can only be articulately described as egad:
I love eating grapenuts for breakfast, I like them in my yogurt for lunch and I put them on my ice cream. When I am falling asleep at night I can't wait to get up and eat them again. The box keeps telling me I should eat them warm. The box knows little about the delights of crunching grapenuts like a farm animal.