losses:
1) insomnia
2) half of my medical bills (tthhaaannkks mom)
3) my crappy ass half working laptop
4) 1 foot of small bowel
5) a terrifying old abdominal incision
gains:
1) a prescription for ambien (zing!)
2) a $1600 charge to my credit card bill (see 3)
3) A 250 GIG HARDRIVE MACBOOK 2.4 GHZ WITH 2 GIGS OF MEMORY. (and some free printer/copier/scanner - something - its downstairs so fuzzy details)
4) a new lease on life
5) a really small neat abdominal incision that you can't fit 16 pencils, 5 pens, and 3 hot dogs in
Sunday, January 25, 2009
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2 comments:
show us some tech porn of your new laptop!
OMG no shit! Congratulations on everything!
Um, except the small bowel part, actually, that doesn't sound terribly congratulatable. Is . . . is that new news? Or old news?
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