Wednesday, December 24, 2008

free advice part 4

how to enjoy christmas eve in two easy steps.

1) eat a xanax
2) slouch on the sofa and stare at the most beautiful christmas tree you have ever laid your eyes on. This would be whilst simultaneously shrugging away any minor worry that tries to soil the most phenonmonally blase experience you have ever been so intensly blase excited to be blase.
optional 3) dab the drool that pools at the corners of your mouth.

1 comment:

aleta meadowlark said...

Sounds lovely. Merry Christmas, Doll!